Your Favourite In-Flight Meals Delivered

 

Hi, we’re FliteBite (formerly PlaneChew), a new meal delivery service bringing the excitement of airline dining to your door each week. Feel like you’re speeding through the air towards endless possibilities while you enjoy authentic, airline-inspired meals optimized for on ground consumption. 

Choose from a wide range of popular meals: 

  • Hot, well-done beef in a creamy mayonnaise(?)-based sauce with potatoes and dehydrated spinach

  • A generous serving of boiled hake with poached fennel and our famous rock hard broccoli

  • Unseasoned chicken breast with the ghost of evaporated sauce, jasmine rice 

  • Melt in your mouth pasta with a tomato paste and water reduction, finished with a light dusting of Vaguely Parmesan

*We have vegan options! Try our chickpea “curry” with peppers and onions over a bed of white rice that’s been dyed green and topped with a pat of butter (Is that vegan?)

All our meals come with the delicious accoutrements you’re accustomed to: 

  • Three small lettuce leaves, one tomato and one pittance of goat’s cheese - we forgot to include dressing so you’ll just have to eat it dry

  • Aged apple slices and one grape

  • A strawberry yogurt. Yes, we know it’s dinner

  • Hard rye rolls. Before you ask, we only have rye left. Next time pay more for economy plus and you might get a white roll

  • Our secret recipe Tiramisu. Fine, we’ll tell you. Wafer-thin particle board layered with instant coffee and topped with a generous helping of Swiss Ma’am™ hot cocoa powder

  • Plastic knife, blunt metal fork that renders it useless for eating or stabbing

  • Moist wipe

Our meal plan tiers: 

Steerage $54.95/week - Our basic meal plan with your choice of four delicious meals a week. By the time we get to you most of them will be sold out, so you get what’s left.

Economy Plüs $74.95/week - Exactly the same meals as steerage, but feel free to lean your seat back while you eat.

Business $899.95/week - High-quality giclée-printed menu, mild to moderate burn from a hot towel, expedited wine delivery, and the knowledge you’re paying ten times as much as everyone else. 

First Class (market) - We don’t know what goes on in first class. Champagne? We’ll just send you money and a plastic knife.

Choose a delivery time that works for you, but we’ll probably come by while you’re sleeping. 

As our gift to you, every meal comes with a limited-edition bespoke scent to enhance your dining experience: 

  • Too Much Perfume

  • Burning Mechanical Smell

  • Baby (Non good-smelling)

  • Terminal 3 Philly Cheesesteak 

  • Going To The Bathroom In Socks

  • Sorry My Dog Had An Accident, It Was Probably All The Pulled Pork I Fed Him at Guy’s Rad Rocker Airport Bar Before We Boarded

Want even more ambiance? Your membership comes with a free audio CD* of the unmistakable sounds of a 17 hour flight, including:

Babies screaming in the round, the guy next to you hacking, a toddler playing an iPad game at full volume and slamming his head into the seat, a woman yell-talking about her daughter’s volleyball scholarship, hacking guy again, someone slowly figuring out how a bathroom door works, “Is anyone a doctor???”, a bachelor party ringing the call button and yelling SPRING BREAK, different hacking guy, the collective sound of 250 people taking off their shoes, and much, much more. 

Please stow your tray tables and return your seats to their full upright and locked position, because we’re about to take off! Join early and enjoy our Sky Elite member pricing locked in for one year if you order in the next 10 days.  

*You must return the audio CD if you cancel your membership within one year