Hey, whatcha doin' out there?

Hi, I’m Whitney – a GCD and writer from the States currently living in London.

You could be anywhere on the internet right now, but you’re here. And for that, I’m thankful.

Sometimes I can’t believe that I found a job where I get to be the ‘ideas guy’. I really enjoy staring into space to solve problems in unexpected ways, but my one true love is poring over a page or a screen, trying to put the right words into the right combinations to make a world full of mostly numb people feel something.

But that’s work me - I’m sure you’re dying to hear about regular me. Fiiine.

I'm a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do (proof below). I have heterochromia (which obviously means I swallowed my twin in the womb and absorbed all their skills, resulting in super human strength and intellect). I used to have an obsession with carved walking sticks, polished stones and wanting to be a dolphin when I was a kid.

Tennis is my favourite sport to play and watch. In another life, I would have been a Wall Street trader or a tennis pro. Sadly, I don’t have the stomach for losing other people’s money and my depth perception isn’t what it used to be.